Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Wednesday 11 July 2012

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What Mr. Mikey is not revealing is that this manufacturer's plate was removed from the back of his skull by myself, Dr. G. Braun, Phd, MD, LSMFT, and Nurse Dot this past week when we visited the Secret Underground Bunker of said Mr. Mikey.

What was intriguing to This Practitioner was that said plate covered four rechargeable AA batteries. I noted that one of the batteries was defective and upon replacement Mr. Mikey suddenly began reciting all the BE stock numbers backwards in Urdu. What this means, I can only surmise.

Nurse Dot and I left him to the gentle ministrations of Ms. P., trusting that she could make Good Use of the re-energized Mr. Mikey.

Respectfully y'rs.
G.Braun, Etc Etc Etc.